it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The uberlube is also flammable
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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