Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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