Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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