Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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