This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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