Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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