I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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