hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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