insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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