if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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