you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Your topless pictures make me question reality
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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