I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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