Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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