My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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