Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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