I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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