You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
where does the pee come out of this thing
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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