maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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