I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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