white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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