I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
