Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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