Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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