I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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