yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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