Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
40s are totally the cure
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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