somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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