I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Randomize
