so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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