super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She even gives head with a lisp.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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