I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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