: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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