just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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