I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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