you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I need moral support for this bender
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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