Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
