we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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