White coat. Heels.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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