but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize