your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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