Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So much rum. So many feels.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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