I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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