do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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