Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she peed on how many people?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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