THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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