"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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