Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
