You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
