Im at strip club and am horny
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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