Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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