found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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