hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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